revisited my xanga from 2004-2007

holy shit dudes

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS [for 2004]

1.  stop being pathetic and only write in xanga when you think it will be remotely interesting to anyone else  [hah.  no!]

2. stop playing on neopets and the sims because thats what geeky losers who never do anything better with their lives do  [half-check!  no more neopets for this lady!]

3.  be nicer to people (stop reducing everyone to a social stereotype-you are not woody allen and people hate you for it)  [er, no]

4. occasionally do something interesting with own love life instead of being involved in others (learned that one the hard way)   [since this was written, absolutely!]

5. write in an actual journal  [i have since i wrote this list—-when i was fourteen!!]

6.  lose 30 lbs and stop smoking (hahahahahahahaha j/k for all you people with sticks up their bums)  [hahahhaahah.  i still crack myself up.]

7.stop taking life lessons from will and grace, harry potter, and bridget joneses diary [half-check, at best]

8. stop reading fanfiction (although i dont know why it makes everyone feel like you’re a freak) you should just do it so you can make friends  [check..ish]

to clarify, those were resolutions written in Jan 2004 (when I was 14) and then commented upon two years later in brackets

WOW