Good idea. I will do it with the parents, then. Let’s see how it goes. We are definitely reaching a new level of craziness here.
Reductress is a comedy website. This is satire.
My bad, then. I have fallen into the Tumblr abyss where things are taken too seriously. Good job, me. Getting out of it right now. Thanks for the clarification.
No problem, I’ve been there. It’s such a good website— I highly recommend a browse for some relief :)