WAIT HOW AM I 24 AND JUST HEARING THIS NOW
berlin wall history lesson with excellent recreations
I literally cannot
Sorry, that was not articulate. Thank you for the virtual hugs, friends. You guys are lovely.
All that happened was that a person I liked an awful lot disappeared—months ago— amidst excuses about not being ready or able to be in any kind of relationship,…
PSA: not every irrational feeling needs to be aired out on social media. Just a friendly reminder from the school of life. Never forget: you may be the crazy one sometimes.
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
my friend Pete literally makes mercry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
thank you pete
think about how AHS is just Ryan Murphy’s sex fantasies
Frozen in the hood
how is this the hood. that is clearly a suburbian neighborhood. likeeeeeee can we stop with the casual racism?
For real damn smh
She’s probably studied dance for years and is enjoying the snow, but since she’s black…. yah know she MUST be hood.
God Forbid her name be Rasheeda Jackson. SMH they’ll be making fun all day.
this is how we know “ghetto” and “hood” are synonymous with blackness for white people, no matter what economic class we’re actually in; you will look at us the same way no matter what, so fuck respectability politics and trying to “polite” our way into civil rights
for the fucking comments
By the way, this “ghetto” girl has a name; it’s Allie.
Allie is clearly a talented dancer
I know I’ve said this before, but if you don’t absolutely LOVE Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, we will never, ever, ever, ever be good friends. (Too bad Taylor) Why? Because they broke the comedic glass ceiling, that’s why. With Tina’s edgy jokes and Amy’s bug out personality, no person or topic is safe. They have made it ok for men to think women are funny and ok for women to think some men just aren’t.
Last night was Amy’s night as she FINALLY won a Golden Globe. She deserves about 5 more.